Ceramic spoon rest reads "Get the Fuck Out If My Kitchen" and is the perfect gift for anyone who takes cooking VERY SERIOUSLY. This plus holding a steak knife casually in your hand should clear the room so that you are free to concentrate on concocting your epicurean masterpiece! Handmade ceramic spoon rest that I have created from stoneware clay kiln fired three times to over 1900 degrees.This spoon rest is safe to place in both your dishwasher and microwave. It is made from 100% lead free, non toxic materials. It measures 5 x 1. Made to be used and enjoyed! spoonrest spoon rest spoon new mature language kitchen nightmares gift for cook get the f out of my kitchen funny spoon rest f bomb